Dear Dr. Guidance,
I like candy but I don’t want to give candy on Halloween. How would I get free candy without giving out candy myself?
Dear Soulless Bob,
I see what you mean; sometimes it is just annoying to give candy to kids who don’t deserve it. But if you think that you deserve candy, then go Trick or treating anyway. If you are afraid you might be caught because you know your neighbours, go to a far off community because with one million plus people in the city not everyone will know you and you could get away uncaught. If you feel guilty, you could put the candy you don’t like out for others or donate a few pieces of candy to a local candy drive.
Happy candy eating, Dr. Guidance